i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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