Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
