It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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