the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
