Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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