I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Define "chronic" masturbator.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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