last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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