i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I didn't notice because vodka
How does one acquire holy water?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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