he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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