oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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