So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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