love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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