who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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