I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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