We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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