Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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