The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
No subtext here. People are naked.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
