Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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