i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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