We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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