ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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