If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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