I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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