And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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