They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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