Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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