This is not my ceiling
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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