Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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