I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
