It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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