Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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