who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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