I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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