ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
