Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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