**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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