is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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