doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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