im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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