North Korea, Best Korea!
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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