I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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