My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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