glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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