Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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