The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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