Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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