I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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