Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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