the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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