Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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